Episode 27: Dear Rich People Complaining About Cancel Culture
C MThis is our letter to the Rich People Complaining About Cancel Culture. We hope that you find the comical satire in our letters and stay tuned for more letters to come.
Legal Disclaimer: The following letter is a work of satire and comedy. All names, events, and scenarios are fictionalized for humorous purposes and are not intended to be taken as factual statements.
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Dear Rich People Complaining About Cancel Culture,
We’re so sorry.
It must be exhausting being silenced while simultaneously promoting your new book, launching your tenth podcast, and headlining yet another speaking tour titled “They Tried to Cancel Me (But Here’s My Venmo).”
We simply can’t imagine the emotional toll of being “canceled” from inside your gated mansion, with a personal chef, a brand deal, and an NFT side hustle still cashing checks.
And you’re right, free speech is under attack. It’s just wild how your “canceled” opinions still manage to land on national television, front pages, and every YouTube thumbnail ever made. You're not being silenced; you're being scheduled. Weekly.
Let’s clarify something real quick:
Criticism is not cancellation.
Accountability is not oppression.
Being told to stop saying dumb things is not the same as being thrown into exile with a broken ring and a talking wizard.
You didn’t get deplatformed. You got mildly inconvenienced by consequences.
And let’s not forget — when regular folks get fired, evicted, or arrested for saying something out of line, it’s “the rules.” But when you get backlash online, it’s suddenly the fall of Western civilization?
Make it make sense.
Also, shoutout to the rich folks who launch entire careers off being “canceled.” There’s a whole ecosystem of merch, hashtags, YouTube apologies, and redemption arcs. You’ve turned “silenced” into a full-blown business strategy. Honestly? Respect the hustle.
But maybe, just maybe, instead of whining about cancel culture, try listening. Reflecting. Evolving. You know, like the rest of us plebs have to do without a PR team or six lawyers on speed dial.
So, from all of us who are too busy working three jobs to get “canceled,” we wish you peace, perspective, and maybe a little less airtime.
Sincerely Savage,
The Not-Canceled Masses Who Still Have to Clock In Tomorrow
Legal Disclaimer: The following letter is a work of satire and comedy. All names, events, and scenarios are fictionalized for humorous purposes and are not intended to be taken as factual statements.