Episode 25: Dear People Who Comment ‘Just Manifest It’ on Serious Posts

This is our letter to the People Who Comment ‘Just Manifest It’ on Serious Posts. We hope that you find the comical satire in our letters and stay tuned for more letters to come.

Legal Disclaimer: The following letter is a work of satire and comedy. All names, events, and scenarios are fictionalized for humorous purposes and are not intended to be taken as factual statements. 

READ THE LETTER - EPISODE 25 - Dear People Who Comment ‘Just Manifest It’ on Serious Posts

Dear People Who Comment ‘Just Manifest It’ on Serious Posts,

 

Thank you for your wisdom.

 

I was struggling with unpaid bills, a repossessed car, and a job hanging by a thread, but then you showed up in the comments section like a spiritual Batman with your sage advice:

 

“Just manifest it.”

 

Genius.

 

How silly of me to think I needed a budget, a plan, or maybe a second job. Turns out all I needed was a vision board, a rose quartz, and a candle that smells like ambition. If I just think hard enough, I’ll unlock the universe like it's a vending machine.

 

Because that’s how it works, right? You just close your eyes, say an affirmation, and poof, student loans are gone, your ex texts an apology, and your checking account finally breaks into triple digits.

 

I especially love when you comment it under posts like,
“My house just burned down.”
“My surgery was denied by insurance.”
“I’m $40k in debt and can’t afford groceries.”

And there you are:
“Just manifest abundance, babe.”

 

You’re like a Hallmark card with WiFi, floating through the internet, sprinkling delusion over real human suffering. You're not helping; you’re gaslighting people with glitter.

And let’s be honest, the only thing most of you have manifested is an aesthetic Instagram feed and a spiritual superiority complex.

 

So, here’s a little manifestation of my own:
I manifest that you stop telling people their trauma is a mindset.
I manifest that you read a book on systemic issues.

And I manifest that your next post gets exactly two likes, one from your cousin and one from the algorithm, feeling sorry for you.

 

But really, thank you. The next time my landlord raises the rent, I’ll just close my eyes and picture financial freedom. I’m sure they’ll understand.

 

Sincerely Savage,
A soul who knows manifestation won’t fix capitalism

 

Legal Disclaimer: The following letter is a work of satire and comedy. All names, events, and scenarios are fictionalized for humorous purposes and are not intended to be taken as factual statements.